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findmedownsouth:

My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.

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darrynek:

save money by not paying your bills

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  • my bf: *doesnt reply*

  • me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
  • my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

  • me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛

toke-the-smoke:

Date night

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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